sitting-up mud


so maybe I have a little headache
maybe I was born with a little headache


hysterical and strangely erotic

kadehenry:

jessicasjunk:

melissa:

Typography, through the lens of Gaga. There are no limits. (via audaciaray)

This is so many levels of awesome I cannot even begin to express ….

fuckyeahtheymightbegiants:

At four of two I was staring into space
I had to move there were things I had to do
I wasn’t really doing anything
I was standing around
And I looked at the clock
And the clock said four of two

I was late
My appointment was at two
With a beautiful girl I had met the night before
I would tell her I was in love with her
But I still hadn’t moved
And I looked at the clock
And it still said four of two

When I’m late it makes me feel upset
When I’m upset I might do something rash
Like stare at the wall and grind my teeth
Which is just what I did
Though I really had to leave
And the clock said four of two

At four of two I had a great idea
To break the chain of inactivity
I put my hands around my neck and started
To strangle myself
And I looked at the clock
And it still said four of two

At four of two I successfully expired
And my breathing ceased and my heart no longer beat
My eyes stayed open lifelessly
They continued to stare at the clock on the wall
They continued to stare at the clock on the wall
And it still said four of two

They Might Be Giants - Four of Two (kid-unfriendly version)

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Jonathan Coulton - Famous Blue Raincoat

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R.E.M. - Spooky (live in Munich)

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Dream dream, baby, like there’s no tomorrow, like you’re getting paid.

SCIENCE

I don’t know the words.

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They want to stop the ones who want prosthetic foreheads on their heads.

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Now, let’s see. During our long association, you have changed brands quite a few times, haven’t you?